Says he is voting Lib Dem in the European Elections. Traitor!
So our glorious leaders talks with Comrade Corbyn seeking to agree something about Brexit ( god knows what) have collapsed. How entirely predictable. What now! No one has a clue what to do!
Well I have been keeping mum for a while as I see which way the wind is blowing. But it seems pretty clear Farage’s ghastly “Brexit party” is going to trounce us in the European Elections our glorious leader said would not happen. Our manifesto for them seems to be “vote conservative so these elections don’t happen”. Call me dim but I don’t think that makes much sense.
Anyway it’s clear our glorious leader’s days are numbered so I have today announced I will be the next leader ( or that I am standing for it, which hopefully amounts to the same thing). How hard can it b? Onward!
I see that Farage is launching his Brexit party today and speakers at the launch include Annunziata Rees-Mogg, younger sister of Lord Snooty. I am sure it is terribly wrong to make assumptions about people based on their names but I do find it rather difficult to believe that anyone called Annunziata is very in touch with the man on the street.
We will see……
So an extension from the EU until Halloween. How amusing. Doubt it will enable our glorious leader to get anything agreed! How best to use this to my advantage?
The amusingly named Leader of the House has suggested our glorious leader reopens discussions about the withdrawal agreement with Frau Merkel. By now just about everyone in the entire country knows that won’t happen,
The great thing about being surrounded by absolute thickos is it makes me look super bright!
Seems to involve our glorious leader flying to Brussels to literally beg for more time. This wasn’t in the plan. Who was it said ” we hold all the cards”?