My better Brexit plan

I have a plan and it’s brilliant….

It’s for a ” super Canada” free trade deal which sounds just the job

And we will deal with the Irish border by moving it! Clever or what

Don’t fuss about the details – it’s the big picture that matters

Roll on next weeks conference where hopefully our glorious leader will look even more of an ass than she already does!

My day will come!

Three Stooges?

That’s how the Irish EU Commissioner Phil Hogan has described yours truly, and Messrs Rees- Smug and slimy Farage. Bloody cheek!

He suggested to our glorious leader we should just be ignored. For good measure he added that the European commission president, Jean-Claude Juncker, had said the EU would not damage its “greatest achievement” of the internal market “just to save the UK from the consequences of its own silliness”.

Diddly Squat!

Oh I am really hitting the headlines with a witty attack on our glorious leader’s latest attempts to a do a deal with Brussels:

“The whole thing is about as pre-ordained as a bout between Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy; and in this case, I am afraid, the inevitable outcome is a victory for the EU, with the UK lying flat on the canvas and 12 stars circling symbolically over our semi-conscious head.”

I also amusingly added that the UK had “gone into battle with the white flag fluttering over our leading tank”.

Of course some might say that characterising all this as a war or a wrestling match is a bit silly and rather unhepful but who cares. As I also wittily opined:-

“The UK has agreed to hand over £40bn of taxpayers’ money for two-thirds of diddly squat.”

Clever or what?