So Putin tells our glorious leader she should get on with it – that shows what a jolly good plan it is!

So our glorious leader has launched a very grumpy attack on Tony Blair for calling for a second referendum. Can’t help thinking she’s getting a bit rattled! Mind you a second vote isn’t part of my master plan. Could it happen?

So our glorious leader has survived the no confidence vote. She is, as others have remarked , a bit like the knight in Monty Python who has all his limbs hacked off but carries on fighting, shouting that ” it’s only a flesh wound”!

Mind you it’s a good thing. I don’t want to take over yet. Leave it a bit longer and I will be able to blame the inevitable catastrophe on her, and say ” if only you had put me in charge sooner”. Cunning hey?

So our glorious leader has bottled out of a vote on her deal! Difficult to see where she goes from here ( except downhill!). My day will come!

Crikey! She’s on the ropes! What happens next?

So the government’s own estimates say any form of Brexit leaves us worse off ( don’t ask by how much!). Spreadsheet Phil our wonderful Chancellor, has conceded that is right. In PM’s questions today our glorious leader refused to say whether she agreed with him or not. What a shambles – should have put me in charge!

So the EU have signed off our glorious leader’s deal. Turns out she was fibbing when she kept parroting “no deal is better than a bad deal”.

But it’s not over yet – I can’t se Parliament going along with this. Rather weirdly it’s not clear whether all the Remaining lot hate it even more than us glorious Brexiteers! We shall see!