20 billion?

That’s what HMRC are saying a new customs system could cost per year! Yikes! They should know! That’s more than we pay the EU. Something’s going wrong here! And don’t mention that bloody bus again please!

Homework

So our glorious leader has split the cabinet in two and set each group some homework – how to sort out this annoying customs union issue. Can’t say I really have an answer so I’ll have to forge a sick note…..

Vote leave cheated?

Today’s news ( who cares about a bit of cheating anyway):

“Leave.EU has been fined £70,000 and its chief officer has been referred to the Metropolitan police after the Electoral Commission found it had breached multiple counts of electoral law during the referendum to leave the European Union.

The investigation found that Leave.EU, which was co-founded by Arron Banks, unlawfully exceeded its statutory spending limit by at least 10% and delivered incomplete and inaccurate spending and transaction returns.

The group campaign chief, Liz Bilney, faces a police investigation. The commission said it had reasonable grounds to suspect that she “knowingly or recklessly signed a false declaration accompanying the Leave.EU referendum spending return”.”