Hillary Clinton

Oh just butt out! She says it’s “shameful” that we are not publishing our report on Russian interference in the referendum. Of course there is nothing to hide – it’s entirely routine that it won’t be published till after the election (or ever with a bit of luck!).

The Labour Party

Better news here – I have literally no idea what their Brexit policy is, so neither will Johnny public. That should mean anyone who feels strongly about Brexit either way will not vote for them! That might be enough to make my day.