So old Dopey Davis has resigned. Can’t say I am surprised – dim as he was even he could see things aren’t going well. Now how do I avoid getting the blame for disaster……

Is that how I described our glorious leaders new Brexit plan? Since I have now agreed to it I am afraid I cannot comment!

Now that little twerp Govey is tearing up documents because he thinks no one is listening to his ideas (which to be honest aren’t worth listening to!)

So Donald Tusk says it’s a ” last call” for us to lay our cards on the table for a Brexit Deal. Trouble is we haven’t got the faintest clue what cards we are playing – all we want is all the benefits of being in the EU without actually being a member but apparently that’s not allowed ….. what to do now I wonder…..

Well here is what Irish PM Leo Varadker had to say today on our approach to Brexit and our promise to produce a White Paper explaining what “Brexit means Brexit” really means:

“I think it would have been helpful if they had that white paper two years ago. You would have thought that before people voted to leave the European Union they would have had an idea what the new relationship might look like. But I appreciate that has not happened. But we look forward to seeing that white paper.”

Personally I wouldn’t hold my breath for anything that makes logical sense because our supposed red lines make that impossible……

Still selling marmalade and shortbread to the Phillipines should see us through….

Has just resolved to oppose Brexit as a whole, and to announce its bad for the NHS and bad for our health. How can that be? Did they not read the bus? Still they are only experts and we all know what we think of experts…..

Look I might have said it, but it’s only two words – what’s the big fuss?