What was offensive about that?

Honestly no one has a sense of humour any more!

The Electoral Commission says that Vote Leave committed criminal offences on spending and has reported them to the police. Nothing to do with me!

Was a bit worried old Dopey Davis would get all the glory and I’d be left holding the baby… so decided to go as well. Now need to think what my next cunning move is…..

So old Dopey Davis has resigned. Can’t say I am surprised – dim as he was even he could see things aren’t going well. Now how do I avoid getting the blame for disaster……

Is that how I described our glorious leaders new Brexit plan? Since I have now agreed to it I am afraid I cannot comment!

Now that little twerp Govey is tearing up documents because he thinks no one is listening to his ideas (which to be honest aren’t worth listening to!)

So Donald Tusk says it’s a ” last call” for us to lay our cards on the table for a Brexit Deal. Trouble is we haven’t got the faintest clue what cards we are playing – all we want is all the benefits of being in the EU without actually being a member but apparently that’s not allowed ….. what to do now I wonder…..