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I see our glorious leader invited the locals from Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland in for tea and a chat to fill them in on our top notch strategy of “Brexit means Brexit”. And did you see how ungrateful that Scottish woman was? As soon as she left she was off talking to the reptiles:

“I don’t know any more now about the UK government’s approach to the EU negotiations than I did before I went in to the meeting,” she said. So why is she surprised – none of the rest of us know anything either!

But then to make matters worse she was just rude when she was asked if she was undermining the UK’s negotiating position with the EU when she replied: “I can’t undermine something that doesn’t exist.”

I’m not having her round for tea I can tell you …