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So our glorious leader has now made clear Brexit means Brexit means we’re off on our own. No more silly old single market for us! Hooray! And as I said straight afterwards the best thing is the opportunities we get for doing our own free trade deals!  Countries are just queuing up to do deals with us (I hope no one asks me exactly who these countries are – where is Tonga anyway?). I also made clear that whilst we can’t actually do any deals until we leave the EU there is nothing to stop us “pencilling them in” – I mean how hard can a trade deal be? A couple of sheets of A4 should do it I think!

Onward to our brave new world!