My brother

Bet you didn’t know I had one! And that he was a Government minister! Anyway he has just resigned. He thinks our glorious leader’s plans are rubbish ( correct) and that we ought to have another referendum ( oh dear). Wonder what will happen next? My day will come…….

My better Brexit plan

I have a plan and it’s brilliant….

It’s for a ” super Canada” free trade deal which sounds just the job

And we will deal with the Irish border by moving it! Clever or what

Don’t fuss about the details – it’s the big picture that matters

Roll on next weeks conference where hopefully our glorious leader will look even more of an ass than she already does!

My day will come!