Ha. I have sweet talked the Irish and persuaded the EU to keep talking. We are into top secret “tunnel” negotiations so I cannot say more!
That’s all that was involved. I am not saying any more.
My lawyers have made me promise the Scottish court I will actually obey the law and request an extension if no deal is done. Damn. How do I get out of dying in a ditch?
That’s what the European Parliament’s Brexit committee have rather rudely said about my splendid new conciliatory Ireland plan. What’s wrong with giving a veto to Stormont ( yes I know they have not sat for three years). Anyway now I can say we tried and it’s all the pig headed Europeans fault! Cunning hey! Just the Benn Act to get round now. Watch this space! Dominic……
I am going to carry on being as inflammatory as I can about that “Surrender bill” and such like. The angrier they all get the more I like it! And I plan to find a way round it if I have to. Is it a good idea having a Prime Minister who suggests he won’t obey the law? Who cares!
I am being a little vague on what we are going to say to the EU – ” constructive proposals” and all that. Truth be told I’m not sure we have anything remotely sensible to suggest
Is taking place. At least they love me. And no I haven’t put my hand on any ladies legs!