Better news here – I have literally no idea what their Brexit policy is, so neither will Johnny public. That should mean anyone who feels strongly about Brexit either way will not vote for them! That might be enough to make my day.
That weasel Farage is making lots of noise about a pact with us. I can’t do that -political suicide. But theta means they will field candidates everywhere and steal my leave voters. Tricky…..
It’s on! 12 December. This could all go horribly wrong…..
Whatever happened to dying in a ditch? Do I look a bit of a prat? Perhaps no one will remember?
I hate it! I can’t even just call an election, but have to beg to that Trot Corbyn who smells a rat. This is ridiculous!
Got my bill to a second reading – hooray
Then Parliament derailed my 3 day timetable
What to do now?
I have put my bill on hold because frankly I have no idea!
So I have got our ambassador to send a photocopy of the letter I am supposed to send asking for a Brexit extension, without me signing it. At the same time I have sent another letter which I have signed saying it’s not a good idea! How clever is Dominic! What do you mean I’ll find myself in court……