Apparently I am being taken to court for (allegedly) telling porkies! That’s a bit off! It’s that bloody bus and the 350 million again? How do I get out of this one?
I see the misleadingly named James Cleverly is the latest MP to announce he is running for leader. Is there anyone not running?
Has been kicked out of the Labour Party for voting Lib Dem in the European elections! Not sure if that is good news or bad news. Strange times!
Catchy name for a campaign the chap who runs Guido Fawkes has launched for me! Cracking idea!
So our glorious leader has resigned and will be gone within the fortnight. It’s all working out as planned. Only problem is what do I actually do if I get the job…. It might all go hideously wrong ….. who will I blame .,..,
How ironic. Looks like we are going to get trounced. Excellent! Everyone will blame our glorious leader. Gets me closer to taking over!
I see Loathsome Leadsom has resigned. How much longer can our Glorious Leader carry on?