What?

Apparently I am being taken to court for (allegedly) telling porkies! That’s a bit off! It’s that bloody bus and the 350 million again? How do I get out of this one?

Going, going, gone

So our glorious leader has resigned and will be gone within the fortnight. It’s all working out as planned. Only problem is what do I actually do if I get the job…. It might all go hideously wrong ….. who will I blame .,..,