I have chucked Northern Ireland in the bin. I have had enough of the Ulstermen and have done a deal with the EU with a border down the Irish Sea. Can’t keep everyone happy. Can I get it through Parliament without them …… who knows…..
Are being difficult…..
Still talking in Brussels though time is running out! I have been encouraging lots of upbeat waffle about how we are nearly there and it’s almost in the bag. Need to keep the mad Irishmen on side as well as all the loony brexiteeers! Is it true? Wait and see….
Ha. I have sweet talked the Irish and persuaded the EU to keep talking. We are into top secret “tunnel” negotiations so I cannot say more!
That’s all that was involved. I am not saying any more.
My lawyers have made me promise the Scottish court I will actually obey the law and request an extension if no deal is done. Damn. How do I get out of dying in a ditch?
That’s what the European Parliament’s Brexit committee have rather rudely said about my splendid new conciliatory Ireland plan. What’s wrong with giving a veto to Stormont ( yes I know they have not sat for three years). Anyway now I can say we tried and it’s all the pig headed Europeans fault! Cunning hey! Just the Benn Act to get round now. Watch this space! Dominic……