That’s the way out. But now it turns out the Fixed Term Parliaments Act means I need a super majority to trigger one. And that is something I haven’t got. How come we didn’t see this coming? Dominic……
Has become law. Apparently it forces me to ask the EU for an extension if we don’t do a deal by 19 October. This wasn’t in the plan! Dominic…..
And now our majority is gone. Can’t help thinking it’s not going to plan. Live on TV whilst I was speaking. Bugger! And now the Speaker has given the rebels a chance to seize control of the agenda. The vote on this looks a little tricky…..
Is upset because Dominic Cummings sacked Sajid’s special adviser without asking him. Tough. Dominic’s very clever and apart from me he is in charge now.
Is joining the legal action against the Government. Crikey – being sued by a former Tory prime minister is rather historic – but not in a good way!
Ok I am going to suspend Parliament. I know I said I wasn’t attracted to the idea but I lied! It’s a cunning wheeze to stop everyone plotting against me. Everyone is getting very agitated about it But I will say its business as usual and bluster it out. What can go wrong?
What a cracking example of how a US trade deal will be the bees knees I thought. We can export this great English delicacy there. I was on the radio explaining how we already send them to Iceland and Thailand so why not the US of A. Turns out we don’t actually export them anywhere except maybe Ireland ( and let’s not discuss Ireland) and their shelf life means it’s a complete non starter. Can’t help thinking this trade business is a little trickier than I realised!