And I have lost them all. Crikey!
Imposing discipline seemed such a good threat. Now I have ended up throwing out of the Conservative party Ken Clarke and 20 or so others including the former Chancellor of the Exchequer and the former Lord Chancellor. Crikey – was this a good idea? Dominic…….
Has resigned. Yes I know and I am not going to discuss it.
That’s the way out. But now it turns out the Fixed Term Parliaments Act means I need a super majority to trigger one. And that is something I haven’t got. How come we didn’t see this coming? Dominic……
Has become law. Apparently it forces me to ask the EU for an extension if we don’t do a deal by 19 October. This wasn’t in the plan! Dominic…..
And now our majority is gone. Can’t help thinking it’s not going to plan. Live on TV whilst I was speaking. Bugger! And now the Speaker has given the rebels a chance to seize control of the agenda. The vote on this looks a little tricky…..
Is upset because Dominic Cummings sacked Sajid’s special adviser without asking him. Tough. Dominic’s very clever and apart from me he is in charge now.